Vandal (or Rogue Chicken) Wanted for Egging Car, Attempted Hot Tub Poaching

Seattle police are working to crack a tough case after some fowl fiend threw an egg into a Madrona man’s car and then cracked a dozen more into his backyard hot tub over the weekend.

Appropriately, Officer Samuel Byrd (no yolk) was called to a home near 36th Ave and East Pike Street Saturday afternoon to take the man’s report.

The man wasn’t able to provide police with any leads about suspects in the case—and no one came forward at the scene to admit “I am the egg man”—but SPD’s hard-boiled sleuths will keep working to make sure the suspect doesn’t fly the coop.