Man Steals Pizza Delivery Car, Devours Chicken Wings Before Arrest

Police arrested a car thief on Capitol Hill early this morning after he stole a pizza delivery driver’s vehicle, ate some chicken wings, and invoked an obscure (some might say non-existent) federal statute in an attempt to street-lawyer his way out of trouble. Around 1:30 AM Thursday, police were called to the 1400 block of Broadway by […]
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