Man Steals Pizza Delivery Car, Devours Chicken Wings Before Arrest
August 16, 2018 3:09 pm
Police arrested a car thief on Capitol Hill early this morning after he stole a pizza delivery driver’s vehicle, ate some chicken wings, and invoked an obscure (some might say non-existent) federal statute in an attempt to street-lawyer his way out of trouble. Around 1:30 AM Thursday, police were called to… [ Keep reading ]