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Dinosaur-Human Hybrid Arrested For Burglary in Capitol Hill

It’s a tail as old as time, police arrested a man wearing a green dinosaur costume on October 11th after he was spotted stealing packages in Capitol Hill.

On Friday, October 11th around 3 AM a man called 911 to report a dinosaur man wearing a dinosaur costume had broken into his apartment building and stolen some packages. Officers responding to the call spotted the man who matched the description of a man wearing a period-inaccurate green dinosaur costume carrying a backpack stuffed with other people’s mail.

Police arrested the 34-year-old dino-human hybrid and booked him into jail for two counts of burglary.

Now the moment you have all been waiting for, video evidence that dinosaurs walked the Earth.