Detectives Investigating Break-Ins at Lake City, Greenwood Pot Dispensaries

SPD detectives are investigating some reefer badness after burglars broke into two marijuana dispensaries in north Seattle in the last 24 hours. The first break-in happened at about 1:45 AM Tuesday morning at a dispensary near NE 86th Ave and Lake City Way. A witness called 911 he heard the dispensary’s burglar alarm ringing and [...]
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The First Rule of Fight Club Is: Don’t Join a Fight Club (UPDATED)

Seattle police broke up a teenage “fight club” at Golden Gardens over the weekend, proving once again that teenagers just aren’t ready for R-rated movies. Officers working an emphasis patrol in Golden Gardens pulled into the park’s upper parking lot just after midnight and spotted a crowd of about 40 juveniles cheering on a group [...]
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SPD Rolling Out Crime Forecasting Program Citywide

This Sunday, as Seattle police officers start their shifts and file into roll calls at precincts around the city, they’ll be greeted with a map of their precincts. Each map will be speckled with red boxes, forecasting areas where officers might be more likely to catch a burglar breaking into a home, or a prowler [...]
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Shooting in North Seattle

Officers continue their search for a suspect that remains at large after a shooting in North Seattle this evening. At approximately 10:59 p.m. officers responded to a shooting in the 14300 block of Aurora Avenue North.  Preliminary investigation indicates that the shooting took place in the parking lot behind the Hertz car rental building.  The suspect [...]
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Man Arrested For Anti-Cake Crusade

There are few objective truths in the universe, but we all know the sky is blue, that water is wet, and that cake is better than pie. Unfortunately, as science has not yet devoted adequate resources to proving cake’s unquestionable status as the Alpha Pastry in the dessert food chain, violent pastry partisanship continues to rage [...]
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